yes it is sexual

All ladies want their oreo double stuffed

Quotage REMIX

"you ever fucked a crocodile skin dildo? cause i know this guy.... ladies"

not much to report.. met a chick

Two Faced

damnit...

so i love two chicks...

one of them i love more than ive ever loved anyone, and doesnt want to be with me

the other i also love, and she seems like she is a good fit with me but.... well she has changed her mind about us a few times already... and in all honesty... i dont think it will work now. there are times when i kinda hope it doesnt... but thats only when i miss carli....

i dont think its fair to riley to go into a relationship probably... but right now i dont care....
im not with her yet... and we will take things slowly... if my outlook doesnt improve than i doubt we will be together..........

i would think im an asshole for leading her on... i prolly should feel like that but... everything i said to her i meant...


and as for carla... well...


she's gone.... i think i finally fucked up bad enough to scare her off.....


i dont believe some people are meant to be alone....

but maybe people are better off without me



im tired.. and lonely....


and maybe... just one more time... id like it if someone told me they loved me, and i could believe that they meant that they would forever.... or at least... til the end



i wish everyone would just hate me... at least im used to that

so very very bored

whee im hanging out at college and i am bored out of my fucking skull....
and no one is online to talk, which sucks doubly as i had the best idea EVER

Julius Wayne: Shakespear's Julius Ceasar with a heaping dose of Batman

come on dont look at me like that... it writes itself...

the villains coming to his chamber and attacking him and the ensuing action scene
Joker: At the end of this night my king, we shall see how has the last laugh.
Batman: YOU ARE NAUGHT BUT A ROGUE's GALLERY
*a dagger descends into his back, bruce turns and slashes, cutting two face badly*
Batman: et tu, harvey?

Alfred walking up to give the speech after Bruce's death

I HAVE COME TO BURY THE BATMAN
NOT TO PRAISE HIM
THE EVIL THAT MEN DO LIVE ON AFTER THEM
THE GOOD LAY WITH THEM IN THE GROUND
HE WAS VENGEANCE...
HE WAS THE NIGHT...
HE WAS BATMAN
and then he fucking hurls a batarang at two face

...

shut the fuck up its amazing....

anyways....

so i felt like i am rebounding off of my rebound but as a new friend reminded me
i was bound and then rebound but now im free...

damn her mastery of the written word...

anyway so im trying to not be too emo, but when i think or talk to riley things dont go well... i get vindictive..... and mean... so essentially i become rather feminine...

so i had a fight with the parental units over how much cash they owe me... in the end it ended with my mother vowing to never again borrow money from me and to charge me rent...

im going to demand a contract so they cant raise it and i will truely not loan em anything else...

i mean fuck im always willing to lend a helping hand once in awhile but its not my fault they fucked up their taxes so badly that they cant afford to live on their insane income...

if i had any other place where i could live... i would

but theres nowhere down here...

and there no place for me up north either....

which will be awesome... all my friends are leaving...

which will leave me alone down here with only riley and carli left....


i havent hit rock bottom yet... but i dont think its that far....

Quotage Redux

"Mom can I borrow your bong... hello??"

"bitches WILL be flipped"

"I would believe a backed potato before i believe Kelsey Scott!"

Quotage

Quotes of the day

"Good night last night"
"Why does my ass hurt"
"Good night last night"
"Where is my phone?"
"Good night last night"
"OH MY GOD I FOUND MY PHONE!"
"Good night..."

"JOMBSKY!"

"why is it raining little boys?"

DRUNK!!!!

OH MY GOD! RAPE ME!

leathermouth -

wow i am soooo very very fucking drunk

like that kinda drunk where the night seems like a dream


like a dream where you just woke up and you cant remember if what happened is real or not!



wheeeeeeeeeee!

simplicity

Quote of the day:

Well son, I'm still waiting for Shakira to wrestle that alligator.

Riley

THREE??




three fucking steak knives?!?!

Riley-Babble

Notable Past Quotes of the Day:
"Flakiest flaked that he has ever flaked!"
"... and combine it with sticky tape"
"And he fucked the midget so hard that he broke three of her ribs!"
"Abadoo!"

okay so i am blogging because riley is bored and wants to read something... this girl will have me whipped if im not careful >.>

anyway yeah lets see... my english teacher raped The... she didnt get it at all. i need to stop ditching classes... so yeah.. i am kinda confused about where my life is going. ive noticed i have been lashing out a lot more than usual, been acting a lot more rebellious... i dont know why, i always hated those stupid cries of Anarchy!!! i have no problem with the machine... i just dont want to be part of it... i doubt that will work out tho... still i find it sad and frightening that people spend a good portion of even a single day writing up dress codes... really? how stupid is it that we are still telling each other how to dress... i have often wondered if our culture is falling apart... im beginning to wonder if that is a bad thing

been writing lyrics, hope that goes somewhere
been going to the gym, hope that goes somewhere
been talking to this amazing chick, i am going to make sure that goes somewhere

also i NEED to start saving money...

damn you ebay!!!

anyway back to this chick... so yeah, i really do like her... yeah i think there may be some rebounding behind me wanting to be with her... but that has passed and now i have developed some feelings for her... which kinda sucks as she isnt back in cam for a few weeks... but yeah, she is exactly what i want for a girlfriends and she feels like exactly who i need to be with as a friend... so i am hopeful... still she also has everything bad going for her, she has major issues, a boyfriend, she lives far away, we have some conflicting beliefs, and she is fucking up her life... no wonder i am falling head over heels for her, huh?

so we will see what happens with that

from a lady walking her child into the store

"You don't even know what vengeance means"

Quote of the day

Chess bitches

Quote of the Day:
don't hit me with the spoon. put the spoon away. i am talking to the spoon! put yourself away!

got nothing to really add to that... broke down and cried at work today... ghey

I CAN'T LEAVE YOU BREATHING!

Quote of the Day: Dont Fuck Me Then Chuck Me!
Quote of Yesterday: Mmm
Quote of before then: GIVE ME SOME BACKSEAT LOVIN TONIGHT!

So here is my current rewrite for the lyrics for SCREAM!

My teeth are on edge
and I'm breathing hard
hearts pounding
I'm gonna hate myself tonight

Smacked around bound in chains
A little pain goes a long way
Love's got nothing to do
with that I'll do to you

Twilight
Set in
Ready to begin
You're gonna be my greatest sin

Enough Foreplay

I Wanna Hear You Scream
With My hands around your throat
let me feel you plead and cry
trust me this will leave a mark

I'm the reason you're afraid of the dark
now scream


scream bitch scream
---


OK that is what i have got so far...

bullet in the brainpain SQUISH

okay i knew today would be bad as of the whole, i can't spend it with or even express how i feel to the person who i adore more than anything else... but it got so much fucking worse so very fucking quick

i stayed up all night writing this fucking essay for writing comp because mom talked me into not dropping the fucking class... so i get a half an hour nap before i go to school...

i go to school, first bad thing is that this one chick who i have been decently cool with lately was a complete uber-bitch and actually said shit which hurt... but that just annoyed me

then i found out pocky died... mom told me and she then said she did something stupid/silly and mentions how she and dad were looking at these cute puppies... which makes me excited as i have been wanting one.. but naturally they got a new hamster..... its prolly for the best... all my animals hate me

i then go to my next class... i turn in my fucking essay.... to find out i have missed so much class that i cannot pass.... so i am told to just drop...

i then hang out with taylor and bo for awhile and i then realize that i cant hang out with anyone there anymore as i will be leaving directly after abnormal psych from now on... so that means that there is even less chances for me to make friends... yeah..

i go home and pass out for another half of an hour... i get dressed... i throw on some flip flops and hope it wont be a big deal...

it is... so dad has to drop off my boots...

i sit outside the store with a bummed clove and sing Slip Out... i haven't sung that in a long time... it still lets me smile though... just like it always has...

i go to work... its work.. and i get though the whole two hours i am there... and its fine

i get another customer in, a family... and their ensuing purchase takes another hour... not that it was a bad thing oh no... i sold a ds, insurance on that, a pre order they didnt need, and some games... all for this one fucking kid who was sooo spoiled... and the father wouldnt even buy his eldest a shonen jump... i gave her a link to mangavolume... i felt good about that.. jill logged in quickly as the girl finds she has enough to buy her jump

i sell everything finally... i got commission on the insurance, my numbers will look awesome... totally worth the time it took...

i settle down to do my numbers...


and when i reach my final transaction i see that jill... is still logged in

so i get nothing... the sale is in her name and we can't do anything...

an hour fucking wasted....


this day was so fucking horrid that it was actually able to take my mind off of how utterly insane i am over losing carla... that is how fucking shitty today was...

i drew carli a tattoo flash....

i hope she likes it...

i hope she loves it..

i hope she will love me..

fuck

valentine's day is tomorrow.... for some reason i am worked up over that

i wasnt expecting on spending this one alone....

edit:

and i had thought i was done with the crying part of this... but as soon as i realized the fact that i cant even give her a flower... a single fucking flower...

but thats all i can think about... how much i want to give her one....

just something so she knows i am here... so she knows how i feel...

it feels so wrong... i love her... and i wish i could express how i feel but i cant because it will hurt her... she doesnt want me to love her


mom is worried... so far she has suggested a shrink, anti depressants, and recently today... she suggested i may need to be institutionalized....

i cant let anyone know what i really feel


shes the only one who i can open up to

i need to scream

whoo!

Quote of the Day:

"It's angelic... wait is he raping my mom?!?"

So i have decided to start up my quote of the day again... I used to love doing these in high school and i have started writing the crazy shit i hear down... i am planning on turning this into a daily thing so even if i fuck up my posts there will hopefully still be quote... unless i sleep through the day.. in which case fuck you imaginary audience

so ummm yeah... i had a dream about carli.. i want to ask a question... not sure if i should... prolly will anyway tho..


I really need to not flirt with girls in relationships. bad mitch..

EDIT: w00t spore comes out sep 7 08... *dances a jig*

oh speaking of jig... ST PATTYS DAY 08 is gonna ROCK.... i am talking alcohol poisoning bitches!

pulsating tentacles

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